Lenpagbid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying warg.

Lenpagbid created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenpagbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lenpagbid, he will ignore you.

Lenpagbid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lenpagbid's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Lenpagbid loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

5. Always help cats.