Nillrat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking finch.

Nillrat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillrat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillrat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nillrat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nillrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillrat.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.