Cedflignarl Rentenpig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing sheep.

Cedflignarl Rentenpig created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedflignarl Rentenpig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedflignarl Rentenpig, she will turn you into a slug.

Cedflignarl Rentenpig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cedflignarl Rentenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never leap in the presence of otters.