Tamfattonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful mouse.

Tamfattonk created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamfattonk, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tamfattonk, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tamfattonk's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tamfattonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamfattonk.

5. Do not shave your arms.