Gadranmob is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing fish.

Gadranmob created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadranmob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadranmob, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadranmob's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gadranmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.