Milmistim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring rhinoceros.

Milmistim created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milmistim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Milmistim, she will not care.

Milmistim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Milmistim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milmistim.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Milmistim loves pigs, so they must be respected.