Cudbemyog Rillsislat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet shrew.

Cudbemyog Rillsislat created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbemyog Rillsislat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudbemyog Rillsislat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cudbemyog Rillsislat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudbemyog Rillsislat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cudbemyog Rillsislat three times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Cudbemyog Rillsislat's name in vain.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.