Sigmadged is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous frog.

Sigmadged created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigmadged, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigmadged, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sigmadged's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sigmadged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Hide from brown squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing mauve hats and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.