Gencedgut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous butterfly.

Gencedgut created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gencedgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gencedgut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gencedgut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gencedgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.
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