Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless donkey.

Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bamlaggepcat Dussvantiklimhapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Never eat green fruit.