Motranbonfutgepkon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise raven.

Motranbonfutgepkon created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motranbonfutgepkon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motranbonfutgepkon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Motranbonfutgepkon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Motranbonfutgepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing brown tights and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

4. Do not run in public.

5. You must pray to Motranbonfutgepkon six times a day.