Botgovbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome salamander.

Botgovbug created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Botgovbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botgovbug, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Botgovbug's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Botgovbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Pray towards the west.