Gamqueeggod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking hydra.

Gamqueeggod created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamqueeggod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamqueeggod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gamqueeggod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gamqueeggod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gamqueeggod.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.