Gepmidbess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent bear.

Gepmidbess created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmidbess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepmidbess, it will strike you with lightening.

Gepmidbess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gepmidbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Gepmidbess must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Gepmidbess' name in vain.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.