Quillrullham is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise monkey.

Quillrullham created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Quillrullham, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillrullham, he will send you a sign.

Quillrullham's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quillrullham's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of seals.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into gray rooms.