Bemhinbaf is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable
pigeon.
Bemhinbaf created Africa eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemhinbaf, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bemhinbaf, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Bemhinbaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Bemhinbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never mention nematodes.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Never talk about fire.