Jadtapmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless crab.

Jadtapmot created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtapmot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jadtapmot, he will turn you into a mole.

Jadtapmot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jadtapmot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.