Pincemrow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented raccoon.

Pincemrow created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincemrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pincemrow, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pincemrow's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pincemrow's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pincemrow in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick sheep.