Didflislim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic deer.

Didflislim created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didflislim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Didflislim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Didflislim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Didflislim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didflislim.

3. Worship no other gods but Didflislim.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.