Gebvabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous bird.

Gebvabyart created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebvabyart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebvabyart, he will think nothing of it.

Gebvabyart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gebvabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about planets.