Flyfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless alligator.

Flyfon created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyfon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flyfon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Flyfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to porpoises while wearing pink kilts.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.