Rilvilnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy wombat.

Rilvilnurl created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilvilnurl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilvilnurl, it will turn you into a mole.

Rilvilnurl's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rilvilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat limes.