Sogcetgid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying centipede.

Sogcetgid created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sogcetgid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogcetgid, it will ignore you.

Sogcetgid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sogcetgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must love Sogcetgid.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never run in holy places.