Bisspinfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent otter.

Bisspinfot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisspinfot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bisspinfot, he will make you grow a tail.

Bisspinfot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bisspinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bisspinfot's priests.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bisspinfot.

5. Hide if five cats approach from the south.