Dinfitven is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane elephant.

Dinfitven created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfitven, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinfitven, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dinfitven's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dinfitven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear tights.