Tonkipmit Padhuddin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy hydra.

Tonkipmit Padhuddin created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkipmit Padhuddin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkipmit Padhuddin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tonkipmit Padhuddin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tonkipmit Padhuddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Tonkipmit Padhuddin.