Bumhugfidsom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, happy swan.

Bumhugfidsom created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhugfidsom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumhugfidsom, he will make you grow a tail.

Bumhugfidsom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bumhugfidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about galaxies.