Bafabbanvonklib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair goblin.

Bafabbanvonklib created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafabbanvonklib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bafabbanvonklib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bafabbanvonklib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bafabbanvonklib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.