Kemcabvig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable ant.

Kemcabvig created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kemcabvig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kemcabvig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kemcabvig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kemcabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your neck cyan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never chant near foxes.

5. Never write about stars.