Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful butterfly.

Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quimpinpon Nurtbudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine birds approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing red shoes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing in the presence of cats.

5. Do not commit murder.