Boggepdossrappang is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow lizard.

Boggepdossrappang created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggepdossrappang, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Boggepdossrappang, she will boil you in a big pot.

Boggepdossrappang's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Boggepdossrappang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Boggepdossrappang must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not leap in public.