Cumgudgod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable naga.

Cumgudgod created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgudgod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cumgudgod, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cumgudgod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cumgudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about lentils.