Dissliplun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable monkey.

Dissliplun created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissliplun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissliplun, it will be very unhappy.

Dissliplun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dissliplun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dissliplun.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to moths while wearing indigo trousers.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.