Midbambun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable dugong.

Midbambun created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbambun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midbambun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Midbambun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Midbambun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured shrews.