Kimstafont Flabjabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent cat.

Kimstafont Flabjabquill created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Kimstafont Flabjabquill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimstafont Flabjabquill, it will not care.

Kimstafont Flabjabquill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kimstafont Flabjabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.