Sittinhak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty cat.

Sittinhak created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sittinhak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sittinhak, it will turn you into a rock.

Sittinhak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sittinhak's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.