Nabcussug Fomsanhot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet cow.

Nabcussug Fomsanhot created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabcussug Fomsanhot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabcussug Fomsanhot, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nabcussug Fomsanhot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nabcussug Fomsanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabcussug Fomsanhot.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.