Hunnurtfet is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak wren.

Hunnurtfet created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunnurtfet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunnurtfet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hunnurtfet's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hunnurtfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunnurtfet.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.