Cidsanarf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking hippopotamus.

Cidsanarf created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidsanarf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidsanarf, he will turn you into a rat.

Cidsanarf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cidsanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Put Cidsanarf first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.