Gathenfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish bird.

Gathenfet created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gathenfet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gathenfet, it will cry a lot.

Gathenfet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gathenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.