Laggovbun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective dolphin.

Laggovbun created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laggovbun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Laggovbun, it will manifest in front of you.

Laggovbun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Laggovbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Laggovbun.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.