Arnmiptiggum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited gorilla.

Arnmiptiggum created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arnmiptiggum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arnmiptiggum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnmiptiggum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Arnmiptiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Arnmiptiggum's name in vain.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.