Jinstafbus is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable snake.

Jinstafbus created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jinstafbus, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jinstafbus, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jinstafbus' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jinstafbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.