Bemdissyam Legjapwig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing eagle.

Bemdissyam Legjapwig created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemdissyam Legjapwig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bemdissyam Legjapwig, he will turn you into a rock.

Bemdissyam Legjapwig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bemdissyam Legjapwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your legs blue.