Dincudgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever narwhal.

Dincudgof created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dincudgof, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dincudgof, she will turn you into a dog.

Dincudgof's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dincudgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to otters while wearing red stockings.

3. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the south.