Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm capybara.

Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad, he will turn you into a rock.

Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kabspagrowhitgofmot Didnellmad.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never write about special relativity.