Wotkondub is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wombat.

Wotkondub created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotkondub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotkondub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wotkondub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wotkondub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never mention sharks.