Hamomindun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Hamomindun created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamomindun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamomindun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hamomindun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hamomindun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never hurt gulls.