Ligflisfun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage rat.

Ligflisfun created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Ligflisfun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligflisfun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ligflisfun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ligflisfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ligflisfun.

5. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.