Gomdibmobtincuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able coyote.

Gomdibmobtincuss created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomdibmobtincuss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomdibmobtincuss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gomdibmobtincuss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gomdibmobtincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Gomdibmobtincuss loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Gomdibmobtincuss' priests.

5. Never laugh in holy places.